Saturday, December 13, 2008

Save the Planet - Recycle Your Vibrator!

Dreamscapes LLC has started a new recycling program that I'll lay odds you haven't seen before. In a company wide effort to go green you can now recycle your sex toys. My fondest wish is that it's worn out by choice and not necessity.

"You can recycle your bottles, cans, and paper products. Now you can recycle your old sex toys!

Recycling Your Sex Toys
Finally there’s an environmentally friendly way to dispose of used or broken vibrators, dildos, plugs, or any other sex toy you may have. Our Sex Toy Recycling program offers you a way to recycle sex toys that you no longer want or use.

It is Simple and Easy
Simply drop your clean used toy(s) in the mail, when we receive it in our warehouse we will have it cleaned and disassembled. The rubber, silicone, plastic and motorized parts will be sent to recycling facilities that will process the materials for reuse. Did you leave the batteries in? Don't worry, we recycle those too.

Help Your Planet
Now, when you get rid of that old, broken or unused sex toy, you will be helping our environment. You can feel good that you have done one more thing to cut consumer waste, reduce landfills and help eliminate the toxic chemicals that seep into our soil and ground water.

Be Rewarded For Your Good Deed
Not only do we make recycling your sex toys simple, we also offer a reward as an incentive. For every toy you turn in to be recycled, you will receive a $10 gift card to use at VibratorShopping.com as well free shipping on your next order. So the more you recycle, the more you can play. Going green has never been this much fun!"

Remember, the planet's future is in your hands or...ummm...wherever.

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